Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Release Party

Here it is! The release party for All the Ways Moosh Failed Me. Yes, I actually succeeded at uploading it to Amazon as an ebook for Kindle! And the cover doesn't look half bad! In the next few days I'll be adding it to additional websites to accommodate other readers and formats.

Here's your invitation:

The party location is a little, well, it's a little rundown. Yes, you have to make it past the killer plants to get to the front door, but they only come out at night! And, see the time on the ticket? 10 AM sharp! Best time for a party!

Oh, and don't mind the bartender! I promise, he's the best in the business. His Bloody Mary is to die for, though, trust me, you don't want to see his Fuzzy Navel.

Of course, we need some tunes. People are gonna be dancin!

Me? Well, my plan is to hide in the corner and nervously bite at my nails while everyone else dances. Isn't that what everyone does at their own release party? This is a weird little ebook and I know that everyone isn't going to like it. The content is fairly morbid (if you couldn't tell by the party) and there is some mild adult language. You need a dark sense of humor to enjoy All the Ways Moosh Failed Me. But, if you do have a dark sense of humor, then I think you'll like it a lot! (Maybe. I hope. Urg. Maybe not. Why do I do these things?)

Anyhow, thanks for coming to my party! Feel free to mingle and stay as long as you like! I'm happy to have you here and please don't be afraid of the vampire puppies. They're just teething!


  1. Congrats, Sarah! I'm going to download it now. It might take me a little while to get to it because my stack of library books with upcoming due dates is kind of ridiculous... but I'll read it! Yay!

    Erin @ Quitting My Day Job

  2. Wow!! Congrats.. now I just have to figure how to download since I don' have Kindle???

  3. Congrats!! So amazing! If I don't have a Kindle can I still download?

  4. Thanks so much for your support, guys! Here are free downloads for reading Kindle ebooks on your computer:

    Mac: http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_mac_mkt_lnd?docId=1000464931

    PC: http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311

    I'm also going to have it up soon on sites compatible with other reading devices. :)

  5. Wow, Sarah!!! Congrats on such an awesome accomplishment!! Can't wait to download it! xo

  6. Cool Sarah. Happy Release Party. I'm going to download it.

  7. Woohoo! Congrats, Sarah! That's awesome!